Da-dio
"Thank you for your time."
I would like to thank everyone for indulging my passions: my need to write, to be creative, and to express myself.
While I have had a difficult time figuring out into which "categories" my writing may fall, I can at least assure you that I will eneavor to speak my mind, to be humorous or insightful, to write from the heart, and quite possibly include a mountain of grammatical mistakes, typos, and misspellings.
I hope that I can use my life experiences and a few clever turns of a phrase to keep you interested - or at least avoid having to say that you wasted your time.
Thank you again for reading my humble words. I look forward to hearing from you and making some friends.

